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The arthritis cure

Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor’s office, and, amazingly, emerged within half an hour walking completely erect with her head held high. A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this walked up to the little old lady and said, “It’s a miracle! You walked in bent in half and now you’re walking erect. What did that doctor do?” She answered, “Miracle, shmiracle . . . he gave me a longer cane.”

The deadliest food

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have eaten, or will eat. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old Jewish man in the front row raised his hand and said, “Vedding Cake?”

The business trip

Morris returns from a long business trip and finds out that his wife has been unfaithful during his time away.
“Who was it!!!???” he yells, “that alta kakker Goldstein?”
“No,” replied his wife. “It wasn’t Goldstein.”
“Was it Feldman, that dirty old man?”
“No, not him.”
“Aha! Then it must have been that idiot Rabinovich!”
“No, it wasn’t Rabinovich either…”
Morris was now fuming. “What’s the matter?” he cried. “None of my friends are good enough for you?”

Tedd Koren, D.C.

Tedd Koren, D.C.

Dr. Koren, originally from Brooklyn, NY, lives in Montgomery County, PA. A graduate of the U of Miami and Sherman College of Chiropractic, he writes, lectures and teaches in the US, Europe and Australia as well as takes care of patients and fights for healthcare freedom. Dr. Koren and his wife Beth have two children.

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